The Station

i fully expected this to be dull and boring and lame, but i gotta admit, they had me laughing. and i'm a humor snob

also i think farts are funny

How original.

dude, don't be an ass. my comments were funny. it's all about the misdirection. also, you shouldn't be an ass because first off, i was complimentary, and second off, i made a joke at no one's expense save my own. so lighten up. i'm sorry my comments weren't ridiculous lies about animals. if that's what it takes to impress you, i'm not even gonna bother

Sounds like someone needs a nap.

I'm the one that needs to lighten up?

psh, i don't need a nap, i woke up like 3 hours ago. and, yes, you are the one who needs to lighten up. the last couple of times we've talked, you've been more of an ass than usual, and usually you're a pretty big ass anyway. i'm sorry if i'm not as classy as some other people you now like to associate with, but there's nothing wrong with a simple fart reference. it's good fun for everyone. as evidenced by the joke in question, i'm plenty lightened up. i didn't make it to try to be heavy and dramatic

That earned you two chilli peppers on the email.

haha, see, now that's good and friendly and funny, even if all that was merely accidental. kudos anyway